Title: Daybreak
Author: jailbait
Rating: PG-13 for some swears
Warnings: SEVERE CRACK!FIC. NOT EVEN JOKING. I wrote this in like 10 minutes. Oh and it's unbetaed
Disclaimer: I don't own House, Wilson, Barry Manilow, or the song Daybreak
Summary: Wilson is tired of the quiet so decides to go searching through his music.
Notes: In light of my recent discovery of Barry Manilow, I decided to write this. Just so you know, I share Wilson's opinions, not House's. While I thought this was funny, I did not particularly like the actual Manilow bashing while I was writing it. I quite like him, myself. Comments are appreciated...though please don't tell me if/how much you dislike the song/singer. While I respect your opinions I have the right to mine so please no real life Manilow bashing on my journal. I do hope you get a good laugh from the fic tho :D

 

So I was watching tv today and i decided that House needs a new car. So naturally I picked up my cell and gave him a ring. I told him how I felt and he said that he'd take care of it. Later, when I was checking my email I recieved this:

yeah I had fun with this.

comments are love :D

Some of you may know, but I am working on an original novel. I hope someday, to perhaps get it published.

I have a little request, as my mind is drawing a blank. One of my main character is named Leina (pronouned Lay-na), and another character can't get her name right. I need as many names that start with "L" and end with "A" as you can come up with.

I was married to Wilson and I lived in my same house that I live in now. One day this weird voodoo lady came and said on the next full moon, if you go outside you must be touching each other when you go outside, otherwise you will be transported somewhere.

Well, for some reason I had this bizarre feeling that I needed to go out there, so on the next full moon I went outside by myself and was transported to the future, but I was still at my house.

There were all these guys carrying the carpet out of the house though. So I went up to one of these guys and asked "why are you taking all the carpet out?" and the guy said because they were afraid of mold. They were preserving the house because a famous doctor lived there.

I then told the guy that I had lived there, and that I was Wilson's wife. So he brought me in the house and everything was practically the same as I have it now, except blankets on the beds were messed up and some things had been moved. And of course rugs were set down in place of the carpet.

So they said I could stay in the house and I went into the master bedroom and all my mom's furniture was in there and I started moving it out. The guy asked me what I was doing and I said that I was moving my stuff into the master bedroom. So I went to my bedroom and started cleaning dust off my stuff and taking it to the master bedroom.

And then, all of a sudden I was back in the living room with Wilson. We were sitting on the floor and he was holding me in his arms in a funky way and the house was pitch black. The living room window was open and all we could see was the full moon, huge and bright in the sky.

I remember looking up at Wilson and kissing him with everything I had in me and then saying "I have to go". He was crying and I told him not to worry. So we went to the front door and there was this vortex thing. I stepped into it, but Wilson was still holding my hand and I told him to let go, so he did.

I reappeared outside with the guys taking the carpet out again. Only this time, Wilson was alive but he was really really really old, like 102 years old and I went up to him and said hi, and he remembered who I was and I took care of him until he died at like 105 years old and then I just lived in the house.

I know it's been a while since I posted, but I just got the sudden urge to write today, thanks to hilsonlover  so here you go:

Title: Operation: Lose the Game
Chapter: Chapter 3
Author: jailbait
Rating: PG-13
warnings: characters playing the obsessively annoying game...if you don't like it...then don't read it. Also excuse OOCness please...I'm still new to writing House. Oh, and it's unbetaed. All mistakes are mine.

disclaimer: I don't own House characters or The Game

summary: The staff at PPTH is plagued by the intellectually frustrating phenomenon. The Game [which you just lost]. House introduces Wilson to The Game. House tries to make Wilson lose the game. Hilarity ensues.

Title: Operation: Lose The Game
Author: jailbait4wilson
rating: PG-13
warnings: characters playing the obsessively annoying game...if you don't like it...then don't read it. Also excuse OOCness please...I'm still new to writing House. Oh, and it's unbetaed. All mistakes are mine.
disclaimer: I don't own House characters or The Game

summary: The staff at PPTH is plagued by the intellectually frustrating phenomenon. The Game [which you just lost]. House introduces Wilson to The Game. House tries to make Wilson lose the game. Hilarity ensues.

so i haven't made to many icons...and I'm pretty new to them. But here's a few icons...all of them are from House...


 

not too many but just a couple... if anyone likes these feel free to take them...also if anyone has a request, i could probably make one. My knowledge is limited, I will admit. Anyway...

Oh and btw, It's fricken snowing here!!!!!!! I live up in the good old state of washington and it like never snows...only rains...but today alone we've had a foot of snow so far and it hasn't stopped!!! It's never snowed that much here in my meager lifetime of 15 years...